Ladies and gentlemen, step right up! You… yes you! Right this way to a shocking, remarkable, stupendous collection of freaks and misfits never displayed before the eyes of man until now! That’s right – none of these acts has ever been seen before… and will never be seen again… unless you come right back! Enter the big top with your host, T.P. Bottom, where you’ll scream! You’ll cry! You’ll beg for mercy! You maybe even… Die Laughing!